Ironically, the worst kiss in the history of Reality TV happened on the television show “Love At First Kiss” on TLC.

I guess the complete opposite of the show would be awkward fail at first kiss, so maybe they should rename their show. I bet people completely failing to impress anyone, including themselves, would be far more popular?

Are you cringing as hard as I am right now? I feel like going on a walk to just get all these awkward vibes out of me…

I’m a writer based out of East Village, Manhattan. I work from my condo and local coffee shops (and a few restaurants with menus that are more unhealthy than licking a subway railing), meeting friends who have boats or boat access, touring the zoo for the zoo to visit my ex-boyfriends, and forcing my political beliefs on others at social events (kidding, don’t be one of those people.