Reese Witherspoon Posts a Dirty Little Lies Reunion Pic And Then Crushes Our Dreams

Reese Witherspoon played with our heartstrings after posting a photo of her and the cast of Big Little Lies – causing fans to go into party mode.

If you thought a second season of the popular show was coming out, prepare for your dreams to be crushed. Reese Witherspoon posted to Instagram, “Spending #SundayFunday with these ladies … working on some new lies 🙈🙉🙊,” on Sunday.

After reading her Instagram post, sales of sweatpants went up 150% in preparation for thousands of women going on TV binges. I made that statistic up, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

HBO knocked the wind out of my sails when they confirmed with E! News that the photo was not taken for a second season of Big Little Lies, instead it was just from a photoshoot.

That does make more sense, but also kills the third alternative to there being a Big Little Lies Season Two, that Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern, and Nicole Kidman all got together to conjure up actual lies while making their hair look fabulous.

Spending #SundayFunday with these ladies … working on some new lies 🙈🙉🙊

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