What in the actual cluck?

The chicken has been trained to peck at the keys which light up red.

Not just that. She stopped after the last line. She turned her head for the treat before the girl said anything. And there was still a key lit up red.

The chicken knew when to stop.

The only way this video of a chicken playing “America The Beautiful” could get more patriotic is if it was a bald eagle.

I’m a writer based out of East Village, Manhattan. I work from my condo and local coffee shops (and a few restaurants with menus that are more unhealthy than licking a subway railing), meeting friends who have boats or boat access, touring the zoo for the zoo to visit my ex-boyfriends, and forcing my political beliefs on others at social events (kidding, don’t be one of those people.