All I could think of while creating this picture gallery was “Wow, this reminds me of the song “‘A Boy Named Sue.'” The song tells the tale of a young man’s quest for revenge on a father who abandoned him at three years of age and named him Sue.
Angered by the embarrassment and abuse that he endures from his name, he swears he will find and kill his father. When Sue locates his father at a tavern and confronts him saying, “My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you’re gonna die!” The song went Gold before it even went No. 1 (very rare) and earned a Grammy in 1970.
I think everyone featured in this gallery has contemplating killing their parents over their name, too.
The 39 Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names Ever Given:
Seems like they may have a conflict of interest on their hands…
He’s doing a good job of living up to his name, by the looks of the picture.
All I can think of is “f.uck”.
I just feel bad for his students…
Whoever named this man is just plain cruel. A fascist through and through.
We all know that in schools and libraries they file your name in the order of “Last, First”. Hopefully he went on to become a popular writer.
Listening to him is like getting a taste of… “amazing”.
This is what happens when abstinence-only sexual education is taught in school.
The stories behind a surname like this must be quite interesting. Assuming this man is gay, he has the perfect name.
“I met Moe Lester yesterday.” – “Did you call the cops?”
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
The “Fun Chew” at the end really completes the name.
Lieutenant Les Mcburney
Nothing but true irony.
Mrs. Weiner & Mrs. Butt
I’m sure they work great together.
Summary: “Never been married”
Good job of sticking it to the Catholic church!
Major Dickie Head
You don’t want to make jokes about his name… he may be packing.
Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape… let’s just hope they don’t work at the same school.
Cooking With Poo
Enjoy your meal! We are out of napkins, so here is some toilet paper.
What will the neighbors think?!
Her parents either had a strange sense of humor or were both meth cooks.
Dr. Whet Faartz
I would suggest he consider changing his diet.
Exonerated from taking cash from the register, I suppose.
That is just pure awesome…
Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?
Chew Kok Long
Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages…
He’s screwed if he ever gets pulled over for a DUI.
Bad love apparently…
Chris P. Bacon
Bacon is a pretty common name… just look at Kevin Bacon.
Don’t cast any judgement yet.
Batman Bin Suparman
I think this name is a serious win, not a fail.
Weiner And Beaver
And his name is Mike, too.
You can tell a lot about a man by his name…
Lord Vol Demort
Him and Harry Potter will eventually meet.
Hey! No need to get aggressive.
And look how happy he is.
Dick Tips magazine… if you need them that is.
This poor girl has a dodgy surname, but her initials “BJ” are quite dodgy too. How did her parents not realize this?
It looks like Jeremy Backhole isn’t proud either.